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Saturday, 8 October 2011

I Can Admit it.... I WAS A StInKy BiAtCh!

...BODY ODOUR...

You never hear people talk about deodorant and body odour do you?

Unless someone smells of course.
Then everyone starts to turn their nose up and you can see their accusing/disgusted eyes turning on the offending person.




Has this ever been you?

Have you ever had the fear that those eyes were about to turn on you?

No?

I have.

Its kind of like the feeling you have as a kid and you've been caught with your hand in the cookie jar.






ABSOLUTE TERROR.

Over the last few years I've developed some sort of Eau De Nasty.


And unlike Pepe Le Pew




I dont think my scent is very attractive to others.

Ive found it embarassing, costly (a can of BO Basher every two weeks), and limiting in the activites and clothing Ive been able to wear (Really, who wants to see big wet patches under the armpits of my singlet on a cool winters day?).

I'd resigned myself to the fact that I was going to be a poor lonely stinky wench for the rest of my life.



But then in the one of the few moments I get to actually watch the TV (without my eyes glazing over from tiredness) I saw an advertisement that made me sit up and take notice.


It was about a deodorant that provides 48 hour clinical protection.
From that moment I was obsessed and need to know more and did a Google search to find out more.


And boy was I excited when I did!


So off I skipped to my local supermarket to get my hands on some....




I hurriedly made my way to the "Personal Care" aisle and scanned the shelves for this promised miracle product, and then nearly fell over when I saw the price.


$14.23????
(It's hard enough forking over the $7 or so each fortnight for my cans of BO basher let alone $14!!!)


So its either be poor or stink right?


Now this product claims to last 48hours even after a shower.


And I'm thinking "No way! I need more deodorant after half an hour let alone 48!"


But I'm feeling kinda stinky.


So I choose poor.


I get home and rip the box open like a kid on Christmas morning and slap a healthy amount on (the instructions say two clicks but me being stinky, I go for the trifecta).
And although it looks it, Its not really a roll on deodorant more of a rub on deodorant that comes out of worm holes after you click the dial a few times which seems just a bit weird....






An hour passes...
Another...
Four more hours...


There's no stickiness....
AND
I DONT SMELL?!?


I have a shower and go to bed without putting anymore on. I get up in the morning and again


I DONT SMELL?!?




Five weeks on Im still on the first stick that I bought.
STENCH FREE.


And so far In BO Basher costs I've saved $10.50.


The name of this magical product?

Rexona® Clinical Protection






It didn't let me down!










**Please note I have not been paid for this blog or received anything for it. I just love this product and wanted to share it with you**